Dearest Faithful Readers,
Forgive my long silence these past few weeks, but I have had a most trying time with all this heat. I have had this experience many years ago and know it well…yes, I have had the vapors! I have been listless and sluggish and unwilling to make much effort beyond making my way to the food bowl, litter box and the recliner. I try to humor Father Daniel and step out on to the front porch. But then the humidity and hot air force me to a quick air-conditioned retreat. I see on the forecast (yes, I have been watching way too much television) that we are looking at lower temperatures this week, and I find myself feeling a tad more frisky. Lady Ginty is advising me on my need for weight watching. I have done nothing this summer about my tummy which has been ever expanding during this “vapor” phase. I shall find the necessary resolve to become my robust an sleek self without delay…oh wait, I believe a National Geographic special about white rats is about to come on….
Oh, Mr. Kitty. I have much empathy for your heat intolerance. I too am overcome in such steamy weather. The best antidote is staying indoors and sleeping through it.
ReplyDeleteI encourage you, though, to awaken on occasion and partake in some rigorous activity. This will, I'm sure, combat your expanding waistline.
C.